cue the theatrics.
as he walked to the trash i begged him not to look. sometimes i am clearly not smart either.
i didn't do my one chore. and then i lied to my daddy.
he told me i was getting a spanking.
but "daaaaaddyyyyyyy, nooooooo. please! i'll take ittttt out noooooooow. dadddddddddddyyyyyy!"
"you better go put some toilet paper in those panties."
and a whole roll later, i kid you not. the holly hobby panties were packed with toilet paper and i was ready to receive my spanking (that i deserved) from my sweet, tenderhearted dad. one soft whisper of a pat later {fo' real}, the laughable punishment was over and i was in the clear. it was awesome. my sweet daddy.
i walked directly to the trash and took it out. through the tears. because don't you know i cried and carried on like a baby. i didn't want him to think it didn't hurt at all.
i'm smarter than that.
what's your favorite childhood story?
i'd love to know.
1 comment:
Oh gosh! That's too funny!!! hahaha! At least he let you add a little padding. ;)
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